1 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:17,250 And you may now kiss the bride a second time. -[laughter] -Why not? 2 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,425 -You want to go for a third? -[laughter] 3 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:40,707 [whispering]: Hail, Guardian of the Redeemer. To you... Spouse of the Blessed Virgin Mary. To you... 4 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:45,612 To... to you... [sniffs] 5 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:44,504 DAVID: Your mom just wanted us to chat, that's all. See how you're doing. 6 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,640 WOMAN: Uh, we're fine. I-I don't know what she wants from us. 7 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:50,844 MAN: I do. Grandchildren. 8 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,546 DAVID: Getting a lot of pressure for kids? 9 00:01:53,613 --> 00:02:03,556 MAN: Define "a lot." It's my mom. She's a bit high-maintenance. Mm. Well, you, you have to set your boundaries. You know, it's your home. [door creaks] 10 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:06,559 Hello? 11 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,328 Sister Andrea? 12 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,763 Can I help you? 13 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:18,204 ANDREA: Oh. I'm sorry, Father. I left something in here. Please excuse me. 14 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,308 Oh, hello. I know you two, don't I? 15 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:28,715 Yes, Sister Andrea. I'm Leo. That's right. High school calculus. You were terrible. 16 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:40,393 LEO: Guess what I'm doing now. -Teaching calculus? -No, I-I'm a sound recordist. But once I did have to use calculus. Well, I'm very proud of you. [chuckles] 17 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:18,898 I'm Amalia. Uh, Sister, remember the one that kept smoking in the bathroom? [chuckles] -DAVID: Sister? -Yes. Yes, Amalia, yes. Are you okay? 18 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,901 David, could I see you for a second? 19 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:34,247 -Now? -Yes. AMALIA: I hope you're not holding my smoking against me, Sister. I don't smoke anymore. ANDREA: No, no, Amalia. It's just a spiritual matter. We'll be right back. -[snarls] -[door closes] 20 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,284 -There's a demon in there. -There's...? 21 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:47,660 -What does that mean? -It means there's a demon in there between them. It has its hands on their shoulders. -I didn't see anything. -Because you're not as good. 22 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,631 Look at your feet. What do you see? 23 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:59,706 DAVID: My feet. No. There's a trail of slime here. -Like a snail. -Are you sure? 24 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:35,642 Don't patronize me. -What do you want me to do? -I want you to find out what the issue is. There's something possessed in their marriage. They've only been married a week. It doesn't matter if it's an hour. Find out what the issue is. -And if there's nothing? -Then I'm wrong, Father. And I should just clean up your room. Hi. Uh, Sister Andrea's here to take notes. Uh, she's a valuable consultant on, uh... marital issues. LEO: I don't think we really have any marital issues. -[demon snarling] -We were just joking -about our in-laws. -[chuckles] Yeah. Is it an intimacy issue? 25 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:46,552 Fuck you. DAVID: If, uh, if you don't feel comfortable... No, uh, it's not that. You know that we saved ourselves for marriage, Father. 26 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:53,926 Well, now... now that we're married, we're having... sexual issues. 27 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,364 DAVID: Do you feel comfortable talking about it? 28 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:02,435 Or I could recommend -a mental health professional. -No. We don't want that. 29 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:18,851 Whenever we try to be intimate... We have a physical reaction. -Like we're... -We're allergic to each other. Uh, I break out, and I... -My stomach. I-It's ridiculous. -DAVID: Okay. 30 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,889 This is sounding more like a medical condition, not a spiritual one. 31 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:53,786 -[grunts] -DAVID: We have an assessor -I could get a reference from. -ANDREA: Actually, Father, I think it's better if the Church do a thorough assessment before recommending -a doctor. -Sister, I-I disagree. I-I think this is sounding more like a medical condition. ANDREA: No. Leo, Amalia, this allergic reaction that you have. Do you have any premonition -of something dark? -[snarls] -What do you mean? -Yeah. What do you mean, bitch? Do you have a sense in your marriage of something demonic? 32 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:58,024 Sister, perhaps we should talk about this later. Leo. Amalia. 33 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:11,704 Show them. Uh, that's why my mom wanted us to see you, Father. She said that you deal with issues like these. 34 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,973 Issues like...? 35 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,377 This is what happened last time in bed. 36 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:37,630 Food allergy. I didn't do that. AMALIA: I could feel fingernails clawing into me. Uh-- We had to stop. -You don't have a pet? -LEO: No. And I didn't do it. It just suddenly appeared. 37 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:42,668 Help us, Father. We... don't know what's going on. 38 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,926 Is that even possible, that a marriage can be possessed? 39 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:16,502 DAVID: Well, officially, it's diabolical oppression, which is why we need you. It might just be a psychological reaction to a new marriage. Right, so I'd be there to see if it's just marital dysfunction? 40 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:24,811 Yes. They were virgins when they got married. -Really? -So there could be a therapeutic answer for their physical reactions. What are their physical reactions? 41 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:28,014 -[clears throat] -Hives. And nausea. Well, that sounds to be expected, right? 42 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:33,186 Just one thing. The hives are in the form of claw marks. 43 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:38,090 Okay. Um, tomorrow? 44 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:39,525 See you then. 45 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:45,198 So, um, the door to the master bedroom So, um, the door to the master bedroom would be right there? 46 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:49,135 And the master bathroom would be adjoining. Uh-huh. And how long is all this gonna take? 47 00:07:49,202 --> 00:08:04,851 Two or three months. Okay, well, let me look at these overnight. I do need an answer. I have other jobs. And you will have an answer tomorrow. [pipes rumbling] I also do plumbing. You want me to take a look upstairs? 48 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:12,525 No, I've got someone. LAURA: You're making it unhappy. Yeah, well, you're making me unhappy. What did you guys put down here? 49 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:15,228 -A kid from school. -Yeah, but a short one. What is that? 50 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:16,963 -It's a snake. -What does it do? 51 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,031 Don't you guys have homework to do or something? 52 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,100 Have you noticed you're not very magnificent lately? 53 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:26,072 Yeah, you used to think we were funny. Yeah, well, you used to be funny. Your shoes don't match. 54 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:34,145 Ben the Magnificent, you are falling apart. Yeah, okay. You know what? I need to do this on my own. Could you guys go away? 55 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:42,221 Whoa! [pipes rumbling] 56 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:52,732 -How did that happen? -I think it was an alligator. I told you it's haunted. Okay, would you just shut up, please? 57 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:57,837 [all exclaiming] We are not supposed to say that. What, "please"? 58 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:06,145 No. I think that's why you're sad. 59 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,314 What? 60 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,318 You can't figure it out anymore. Things have gotten weird. And you don't like it. 61 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,690 -Where'd you get all that? -From my psychology class. 62 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:23,996 It's called cultural derealization. It's when you become depressed by how weird the world is. 63 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,700 LAURA: Oh, my God. Are you hurt? 64 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:32,805 LYNN: What is happening? I think you should... [overlapping chatter] This is getting dangerous. 65 00:09:35,408 --> 00:10:07,173 LEXIS: I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. -Lexis? -I'm bad... [gasps] 66 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:23,122 Hey, Mom. -What were you doing? -Nothing. No, you were chanting. -Was it from Leland? -No, Mom, no. And you got this out of my closet? 67 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:32,765 Lexis. I told you about Leland. He's attacking this family. No, this isn't about Leland, Mom. -It's about Lynn. -What? 68 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:50,716 I told you that Lynn was dating Ren, and I... look, I wasn't supposed to. Wait, so Lynn made you wear this? Yeah, but it was me. I wasn't supposed to tell you. -What, the truth? -Yeah, but it's okay, Mom. I don't mind-- Mom! Family meeting, downstairs, right now. What did you do? 69 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:57,189 -No, you did something. -This is all your fault. You ate all the cookies last night. No, girls. Everyone just sit on the couch, -normally for once. -Can I sit on the floor? 70 00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:08,267 -Normal sitting. -My young body -cannot fit on this couch. -Okay. Remember when I told you I was gonna treat you like -more mature girls? -Uh-huh. So that's what we're dealing with right now. What's this about? 71 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:21,180 That's from your closet. -I didn't take it. -Why was Lexis wearing it -while chanting? -What did you say to her? No, this is not about Lexis, this is about us as a family. Okay? Lynn, you're the oldest. You're supposed to be setting an example. Why are you punishing Lexis? 72 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:39,799 -I'm not punishing her. Hold on. -Yes, you are. You told us, Mom, to support each other. Family is more important than anything. -Yeah, you said that... -And what Lexis did hurt one of us. Me. No, Lexis told the truth. She made you tell the truth. But she did it because she wanted to hurt me. I'm feeling a little attacked here... [overlapping chatter] 73 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:46,872 Okay, quiet! This is what we're gonna do. Everybody be quiet until I talk. 74 00:11:49,508 --> 00:12:00,986 -What's she gonna do, hit us? -LAURA: It's not even my fault. -Like, Lexis told. -I didn't do anything wrong. -Yeah, it's Lexis's fault. -Guys, can we just please be quiet? I don't want to hear this. -You said, you said... -Shut up! -Quiet! -...her fault! 75 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:22,842 I'm creating a Ten Commandments for this family. -What? -Ten rules that must be followed, no matter what. But the nuns say we have ten commandments already. Yeah, but my girls aren't following them. So this is the first one. Thou shalt not ever lie to Mom. 76 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,146 Do we all understand that? 77 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,348 -Yes. -Yes. What? 78 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,317 Is it all right to lie to other people? 79 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:35,788 No. What if we have Jews in our basement? 80 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:44,296 -Oh, my God. -Or Trump with immigrants. -Yeah. -Okay, look, as real as these examples are, we're just gonna have to figure it out as we go. Okay? But what's most important? 81 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:49,835 ALL: "Thou shalt not ever lie to Mom." Very good. All right, number two. 82 00:12:54,373 --> 00:13:00,946 ALL: "If Leland approaches you, -tell Mom." -Beautiful. Number three. 83 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:15,828 ALL: "Do not go into Mom's closet." There are a lot of commandments about you. Yeah, because until you're 18 and I kick you all out, I'm the most important person here. Okay? 84 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:25,137 [pipes rumbling] Uh, Mom, I think Ben needs our help. Hey, stay. Which leads us to number four. "Do not interrupt Mom." 85 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,442 [grunts] Piece of shit. 86 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,063 Ben, are you okay? 87 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,336 No, I'm not. 88 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:04,496 NARRATOR: While dollar bills are traded through a bank, Makob is traded peer to peer. Once you have Makobs, what can you do with them? 89 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:16,408 Spend them. More and more retailers are accepting Makob as a method of payment. You can purchase anything from computer parts, toiletries to pet supplies. In a global economy, Makob is the new frontier. 90 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:27,720 -Makob? What is that? -LELAND: It's a coin. A cryptocurrency. Like Bitcoin. Like Doge. Like Ethereum. But this one is Makob, see? 91 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:35,761 It's real. It's solid. And it's trading for $11.30 per coin. That trades for eleven dollars? 92 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:49,708 No, it's like a billboard for the real thing. The real thing is in here. So, your goal this week is to get Makob to trade for $135 per coin. 93 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:54,680 Wait. $135 for what? 94 00:16:54,747 --> 00:17:06,458 It's-it's not real. -What is real? -I-- Okay. This desk, my purse, but not, but not that. I can sell anything. But if it's just there, uh, how do I do that? 95 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:16,335 That's up to you. You have a team of 30 employees, all minimum wage millennials with meaningless promises of stock options. -[fingers snap] -SHERYL: They all work for me? 96 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:36,255 LELAND: They work for Makob. And this is your executive assistant... -Taylor. -Hello, ma'am. -I'm Sheryl. -LELAND: Got to go. Remember that moment in Working Girl where Harrison Ford says, "Make me money -or I'm gonna kill you"? -Mm, no. Well, get Makob up to $135 or I'm gonna kill you. 97 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:48,267 Taylor will keep me posted on your progress. So, Taylor, um, why don't you call the team together and we can get... 98 00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:52,204 Taylor? [chuckles] 99 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,341 -Taylor? -Okay, Boomer. 100 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:07,586 Um... Hello, I'm-I'm Sheryl Luria. And I know I-I'm new here, but... 101 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:15,794 Everybody, uh... [laughs softly] Sorry, I-I just need a minute, okay? 102 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,264 I-I just want to say there's-there's no bad ideas here, all right? 103 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:26,338 I just want to hear your thoughts, so why don't we all just gather into my office -for a minute and... -It's okay. Just keep working. Who are you? 104 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:36,815 The office manager. The best thing for you to do is go back to your office and do some online shopping and let us do your work for you. Okay, Boomer? 105 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,160 Mr. Hurt to the rescue! 106 00:18:54,366 --> 00:19:01,673 KARIMA: Come on, Ben. Answer the phone, or open the door. I'm not leaving until you do one or the other. -[phone buzzing] -I've got two phones. I'm calling all of yours. 107 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,746 -Go away, Karima. -Nope. KARIMA: In fact, I know how to Skype you, too. 108 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,831 Oh, my God. How many phones do you have? 109 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,334 As many as I need. What's going on with you? 110 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:37,276 Nothing. It's called a siesta. Your little Catholic friends called worried about you. There's an exorcism or something they need you at. Hmm. 111 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,445 Okay. 112 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:55,327 Hey! Oh, oh... Okay, what the fuck?! -Get up. -Why? 113 00:19:55,394 --> 00:20:00,232 Because you're worrying me. Look at yourself. You look depressed. I am not depressed. 114 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:13,512 I was diagnosed as culturally derealized by a bunch of 12-year-olds. -Culturally... -Derealized. It means disgusted with the insanity of reality. 115 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:50,983 -What insanity? -Um, the cases that I have been trying to solve that don't make any sense. Photos of angels, a soul-weighing machine, my girlfriend with a twin attached? I try to figure out these cases that don't make any sense. And then we just move on to the next thing. Okay. Ben, sit down. Actually, you know, I was sitting down. -I was actually laying down. -Listen to me. I'm taking you out tonight. W-What? Where? 116 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:57,289 The Super Secret Science League. It's a group. 50 scientists and programmers who examine the world. What the fuck are you talking about? 117 00:20:57,356 --> 00:21:11,036 I'm inviting you. You need to talk to people who talk your language, who aren't shoving -angels and ghosts at you. -Super Secret what? Science League. Ignore the name. We're voting on a better name. Some people at work invited me, so I'm inviting you. What is it, like, a Mensa thing? 118 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:23,782 No, these are actually smart people. Tonight. I'm taking you. You need a steadying influence. I'll pick you up at 7:00. Okay, and, um, you didn't live together before your wedding? 119 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,884 And how is that going? 120 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:33,358 Sharing space, being around each other more. We both had roommates before. College roommates. I had three. So we're used to living with other people. 121 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:40,732 All right. I'd love to try some role-playing, if you're up for it. Would you get up? 122 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,002 -Okay. -Sure. This is gonna be good. Face each other. 123 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,639 Who usually initiates sex? 124 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:58,950 Probably me. Actually, I'd say equal. Amalia, why don't you act out how Leo initiates sex? 125 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:12,497 -AMALIA: Really? [laughs] -Mm-hmm. Oh... Uh... Well, usually, uh, he gets this... [demon growls] -[shouts] -...look on his face. KRISTEN: Okay, okay, well, act it out. Bring him into it. 126 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:21,473 [Amalia moaning] You did this. [soft chuckle] 127 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,112 Sister, can I help you? 128 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:31,349 No, David asked me to take notes. Oh, I-I'm taking my own notes. 129 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:39,691 Leo, Amalia. Hi. Um, could I talk to you for just a minute? 130 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:56,007 Sister, uh, marital therapy is-is very sensitive. Yes, and it seems to be going well. Yes, but only if the subjects feel completely open. Kristen, right? 131 00:22:56,074 --> 00:23:07,886 Yeah. I'm not here to undercut your therapy, ma'am, but there's a spiritual component here that... And I would agree, but the spiritual needs to come after the pragmatic. I hadn't finished. 132 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:15,861 There's a spiritual, and even supernatural component here. That is how I can help you. 133 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:57,035 -Are you finished? -Yes. Your, um... -presence, ma'am... -Sister. Your presence, Sister, is, um, well, it's keeping these newlyweds from speaking honestly. I mean, we are talking about sex, and a nun's presence can keep these people from-from speaking their minds freely. -Let me be blunt, ma'am... -Doctor. Doctor. I can see something you cannot. There is a demon between those two. It's trying to possess them. The good news here is that it's in pain, and being diminished by your questioning. 134 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,739 How much are we speaking metaphorically? 135 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:12,484 I never speak metaphorically. You need me in there, Doctor. I can tell you when your therapy is diminishing a demon, or encouraging one. 136 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:23,695 Okay, this is what I say. If I feel like your presence is keeping these newlyweds from speaking honestly, then I need you to excuse yourself. 137 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,999 I need you to agree with me. 138 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:50,822 I agree with you. Good. I know you both are religious, but... you know, sex is just between the two of you. If you think of it as something holy, [whispers]: it can smother desire. [demon snarls] This is blasphemy. You're a fucking nun. Tell her. 139 00:24:53,792 --> 00:25:03,802 You and I, we have business. Bring it on. [chuckles] 140 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:22,053 Oh, my God, I need this. -Don't leave, Rad-G. -I'm not going that far. I found a house two blocks away, and I expect you to come over every single day. -Can I? -Well, just so you do, I'm taking my book back. 141 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,023 What's that? 142 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:32,597 Ugh. That's the ten commandments. SHERYL: Really? "Thou shalt not ever lie to Mom." "Don't..." uh, wait, these are all from your mom? 143 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:33,932 Uh-huh. Want to see what we did? 144 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:35,200 Sure. 145 00:25:37,035 --> 00:26:15,140 These are our ten commandments. -You girls? -Uh-huh. We decided we needed some other ones for school, or else we'll get beat up. Let's see. "Don't hit first, but hit back." -That's Lynn's. -No, it's good, it should just be "hit back harder." -Wow. Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. "Sisters before misters," love that. -Love that. Um... -Mm. Yes. "If you can't be popular, be scary." Oh. I could actually use these at work. -What's wrong with work? -Mm, same as at school. There's a lot of bullying going on. -Yeah, you should. -Mm-hmm. -LEXIS: This one's mine. -"Influence the influencers." What the heck does that mean? 146 00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:23,615 It's based on Malindaz. You get popular and then no one can hurt you. Hmm. Who's Malindaz? 147 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,152 So, why me? 148 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:32,257 Because you're one of the top influencers. And I need an influencer. 149 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,262 MALINDAZ: And what is this? 150 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:51,743 SHERYL: It's Makob. The latest cryptocurrency. I'm giving you a chance to get in on the ground floor. It's the same thing Reese Witherspoon did with Ethereum, or Paris Hilton. And what do I get out of it? 151 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:54,179 20,000 Makobs. 152 00:26:56,715 --> 00:27:07,359 No. Look, it's, um... it's like a stock option. 20,000 Makobs can mean everything if you can get the value up. 153 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,096 Have you ever heard of the Fyre Festival? 154 00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:25,310 -Yeah. -Well, a lot of influencers got burned recommending a festival that was bullshit. The only thing that made it worthwhile is that they were given $50,000 to $100,000 up front. You pay me $100,000, and I'll say whatever you want. 155 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:34,686 I'll give you $10,000 cash now and the rest after you say it. 156 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:54,005 -[music playing] -[laughter] This is the place. Science League. Yeah, I'm getting a very high school virgin vibe. -[gunfire sound effects] -[shouting] 157 00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:57,976 Why are there so many dudes here? 158 00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,677 Wait, is that why you come here? 159 00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:03,415 Ben, stop it. Oh, my God, are you husband-hunting in Nerd Narnia? 160 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:10,855 -Just give it a chance. -Okay, all right. But if one person comes up to me and says any nerd cliche, -I am... -Greetings, Earthlings. 161 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,226 -[explosion] -Whoa, what was that? 162 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:18,997 [whooping] UAC! Put it on the board, sir! 163 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:28,273 NIKITA: New guys have to pass the test to get into the Demo Club. Okay, what's the test? 164 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,275 -You got to blow something up. -With what? 165 00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:32,210 With whatever you can find in the kitchen. 166 00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:36,948 You and your sister, you have three minutes. 167 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:45,356 Two thirty. 168 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:01,873 One minute. Okay, here we go. 169 00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:14,152 Oh, yes! 170 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:47,952 BELL: This is the asteroid Bennu. And this is the NASA spacecraft OSIRIS-REx. Now, what is odd is that NASA has discovered that Bennu keeps spitting out rocks. Some of the rocks Bennu spits out are hazards. You were right about this. I'm always right. Ha, right. Fine. Then help me. Help me solve all the weird things that have happened recently. Sure. But listen to him. There's an asteroid that spits out rocks. And scientists have no idea why it's happening. 171 00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:55,226 BELL: The orbit of Bennu is intrinsically... Yeah, but that's not like demons. 172 00:29:57,195 --> 00:30:07,505 I agree, but still, as scientists, we have to acknowledge when something is beyond our knowledge. Yeah, but that's not the same as believing in God. Allah? 173 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:22,587 Sure, Allah. I don't believe in Allah. It's just true. You don't believe in something that's true, like the room you're standing in. Okay, please, don't get all Socratic on me. You don't believe that it's real, it just is. Because I can see it. Well, who's to say that's not a deepfake? 174 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:30,828 [chuckles] Okay. Okay, Karima, please don't try to get me to believe in God. Okay? Just help me. 175 00:30:33,231 --> 00:31:18,509 Sure. I'll drop by. Good. ...who entered a Name that Asteroid contest, uh, run by the University of Arizona. So, roughly 100 million miles from the Sun... So the first color you should work with from your eyeshadow palette is caramel blush. And mix it with, like, a little bit of light latte. And while you do that, I want to talk about a cool new investment you should look at. -Makob. -[cheering sound effect] Bitcoin is for billionaires, not working girls like us. You want to get in on the ground floor of a cryptocurrency, and trust me, -it's Makob. -Rad-G. [toilet flushing] 176 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:36,594 You know who I fantasized about last night? 177 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:41,599 You. You were so hot. 178 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:47,438 [door opens] -Hey, Sister. -ANDREA: Leo. Amalia. 179 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:54,145 -It's not going well. -What's not? 180 00:31:54,212 --> 00:32:06,157 Your counseling. The demon's larger. It's in control. Sister, I... I need to do what I do. I know, but do it better. So, how did it go? 181 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,226 -Good... -Yeah? 182 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:15,667 ...I think. Yes, uh... we did everything just as you said. [Andrea clears throat] 183 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:21,973 So no more, um, hives or nausea? 184 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,575 Uh... no. 185 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:44,028 KRISTEN: Okay, let me break this down. The amount of time that you guys spent intentionally avoiding physical intimacy has conditioned your bodies to illicit this negative response. Did you try the role-playing? 186 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:57,709 Yeah, but, um... -[snorts] It was... -[blows raspberry] Awkward. Just really weird. Oh, weird's good. I'd love to try one more thing, if you're open to it. I'd like to split you two up. 187 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:19,564 If you wanted to be alone with me, all you had to do was ask. ANDREA: Don't flatter yourself. What do you want? 188 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:24,102 I could never resist a nun's sexy ankles. 189 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:29,741 You know you're losing. So just lose. 190 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:34,112 -[door opens] -Mr. Townsend. 191 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,615 What is the issue today? 192 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:42,553 Sister Andrea. And her health issues. 193 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,057 Amalia. 194 00:33:48,693 --> 00:34:14,685 Our imagination is a really important tool in figuring out what we want in bed. AMALIA: I've never thought -about another man in my life. -KRISTEN: I know. I know, I know. But sex is something you don't want to domesticate. You want it to run wild. -[sighs] -That's why I split you two up. I want you to surprise each other. I want you to stop thinking about God. I want you to do what your body wants you to do. 195 00:34:16,353 --> 00:34:18,322 Leo, do you have a minute? 196 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:19,724 Sure. 197 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:50,420 MALINDAZ: Congratulations, influencees. Not only do you look great-- and I love that shade of lipstick, by the way-- but you're rich! If you got in on the ground floor with Makob, it has gone from ten dollars to $27! -That's right. -Oh, my God. If you invested just, like, $500 with Makob-- and if you didn't, I feel sorry for you-- you are now worth... 198 00:34:52,623 --> 00:35:02,667 [laughs] Yes! Yahoo! [whoops] Oh, yeah! [whoops] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. -Are you okay? 199 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:08,840 Taylor. How are you? [chuckles] -I'm good, ma'am. How are you? -Good. Did you get the chocolates I sent you? 200 00:35:08,906 --> 00:35:19,350 I did. They're very good. Congratulations, by the way. Thank you. Bobby! Get in here. Now. -[indistinct chatter] -Move it. Close the door. 201 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:44,609 Taylor, um, it's a new day, and your services will no longer be needed here. Okay. Well, I'm not resigning, -and you can't fire me. -SHERYL: That's true. Leland did put you at that desk to spy on me, but here's the thing-- and, Bobby, I want you to pay close attention. I checked your entrance interview, and you're allergic to Brazil nuts. And you know what? 202 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:47,345 There was some in that chocolate I gave you. 203 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:55,186 No. No, no, no, no. I-I, uh, I took it. Your epinephrine. 204 00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:11,602 -No, no. No, no, no. -[Taylor panting] Here is a resignation letter, -Taylor. -[Taylor grunts, panting] Before your little throat swells up and you choke on your own vomit, -I would sign it. -[Taylor clears throat] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sign it. 205 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:16,340 -SHERYL: Good girl. -[Taylor clears throat] 206 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:35,927 No. No, no, no. I insist on seeing you out. Let's go, let's go. -Shoo. -[elevator bell chimes] [Taylor gasping] Thank you for your service. Your security card will be deactivated, and your belongings will be mailed to your home address. Oh, I know. It must be so hard. I get emotional, too. Just try not to panic. 207 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:49,240 Everyone has their weaknesses, Bobby. Don't make me find yours. Yes, ma'am. Now get back to work. 208 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:53,811 Faster, you fucking millennial. 209 00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:58,883 Oh! ["L-O-V-E" by Nat King Cole playing] 210 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:13,631 So, what do you think? 211 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:20,538 I think I desire you. 212 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,008 And I do you. 213 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:30,514 Say it. -I just did. -No. You said, "And I do you." 214 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:38,389 Say it. I want you. Ow! [scoffs] What? 215 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,324 Say it. 216 00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:53,671 I want... to fuck you. 217 00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:05,349 [Leo moans] Ow! -[grunts] -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 218 00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:15,693 What? Amalia, I'm sorry. I-I thought... 219 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,329 -♪ "L" ♪ -I thought you wanted it. 220 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,500 -I thought... -♪ At me ♪ 221 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:32,076 Fuck me now or I'll kill you. 222 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:36,914 I want you so much. Prove it, fucker. 223 00:38:40,851 --> 00:38:42,420 -[both moaning] -♪ Love ♪ 224 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:05,910 -♪ For me and you. ♪ -[all moaning] 225 00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:39,143 Okay. All your nonsense, all the nonsense you're getting from your religious coworkers, I'm gonna solve with you. The two of us. And anything we can't solve, we're taking to the Secret Science League. You know why? 226 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:44,715 -[chuckles] Why? -Because this is what I believe. Everything that God has given is solvable. 227 00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:48,552 So, what do you got first? 228 00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:58,929 [sighs] Hey, guys. What's up? 229 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:02,767 Hey. Did you do something to yourself? 230 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:14,645 You seem to have a lot more... something. Oh. Hanging around with new people, new places. Doing new things. Boom! 231 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:20,518 -"Boom"? -BEN: Yeah. Boom. Come on. 232 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:36,967 -[door opens] -AMALIA: It's like a huge weight's been lifted from our shoulders. That's great. Ben can look over your house and make sure there's no toxicity. No, we're good. Your suggestions of fantasizing -really worked. -I'm so glad. That's great. 233 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:41,772 Are you sure? 234 00:40:43,974 --> 00:41:04,461 [demon snarling softly] Yes, we are, Sister. DEMON: Leave us alone, Sister. We're happy, the three of us. DAVID: I'm glad you came in. -I'm glad it worked out. -It did. Thank you, Kristen. -You're so welcome. -[demon chuckles] -[knock on door] -[door opens] You asked to see me, Monsignor? 235 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:05,830 Yes, Sister. 236 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:13,904 I expect you'd like me to shut the door. Please. 237 00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:18,742 If you would... 238 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,180 Have you been feeling all right lately? 239 00:41:23,247 --> 00:41:38,562 I've been feeling like I always have. Perfectly fine. Has the Mother Superior said something -about my work? -KORECKI: No. But you've been observed lately acting in a manner that may suggest ill health. Really? 240 00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,030 In what way? 241 00:41:42,032 --> 00:42:14,965 I don't mean any disrespect, Sister, but I have noticed an unsteadiness of gait. [chuckles]: And of hand. That time when you were serving the monsignor and myself and you accidentally poured tea in my lap. There is an accelerating forgetfulness. Understandable as time takes its toll. What is most concerning of all, others, like me, have witnessed an unsettling tendency toward hallucination. What others? 242 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:32,750 It is only out of concern that we feel compelled to point out what we have seen. KORECKI: Thank you, Sister. -You may return to your duties. -ANDREA: I'm not to be -permitted to defend myself? -KORECKI: There's no need to defend yourself, Sister. We are all part of God's community. -[knock on door] -You're excused. 243 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:45,663 I think it's better if I stay. No. But thank you. 244 00:42:51,368 --> 00:42:53,270 KORECKI: David, do you mind closing the door? 245 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:56,006 And, Leland, do you mind stepping out, too? 246 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,641 Are you sure? 247 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,077 Yes. I just need a moment. 248 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:14,992 I'll make this brief. There have been reports that Sister Andrea is in declining health. DAVID: Declining? How? 249 00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:22,232 KORECKI: Some physical but also cognitive. The worry is... liability. 250 00:43:22,299 --> 00:43:24,068 DAVID: I work closely with the sister. 251 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:31,141 KORECKI: No, David, I don't need to hear from you. I know you two are friends. In fact, do you mind stepping out, too? 252 00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:34,912 Are you sure, Monsignor? 253 00:43:34,979 --> 00:43:36,847 Yes, David. Please. 254 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:55,766 In terms of any mental issues, Ms. Bouchard, I'm anxious to hear what you've observed. I'm hearing that Sister Andrea is talking to imaginary figures. Is that true? 255 00:44:00,070 --> 00:44:03,640 No, not at all. She's been good. 256 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,357 Thank you for your help, Sister. 257 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,163 You're welcome, Doctor.